Bartenders have assigned these hilarious stereotypes to popular cocktail choices. Which one are you?
Did you know that the cocktail you order at the bar actually says a lot about you? After years of shaking cocktails and judging people, bartenders have perfected the stereotypes and are sharing the correlation between your cocktail choice and your personality. Get ready to laugh (or cry) at these hilariously accurate descriptions.
You’re the life of the party and are constantly referred to as the “woo girl”. All tables look like a stage for you to get up and dance on and you’re notorious for pissing off the bouncers.
You enjoy the finer things in life like smooth jazz and expensive vodka. You’ve probably seen way too many James Bond movies and you dream about owning an Aston Martin DB7.
Bellinis are bright and sweet, just like your personality. You’re a morning person who doesn’t mind a cheeky alcoholic beverage before 10am.
Long Island Iced Tea
You’re new to the bar scene and just want to get drunk. You’re often found at the end of the night throwing up or getting a cab home intoxicated.
You’re classic but cool. You find this drink a way to let your European heritage shine.
You don’t really know what else to order so you go for the cosmo every time. You identify as a Carrie and fall head over heels in love way too easily.
You’re well-traveled and you want to remind people of this every chance that you get. “Did I ever tell you about the time I climbed Machu Pichu?”
You’re a bartender’s worst nightmare. You like to convince everyone that Mojitos are the best cocktail and that your friends should also order one.
You like to remind people that you traveled to the tropics with annoying flashback photos on Instagram. You also use tacky puns and sayings in your captions.
You’re a party animal who’s just trying to survive a hangover from the night before. You also like to make it yourself because no one can make a bloody mary quite like you.
If this is your cocktail of choice, you are likely an intense individual who gives 100% to everything you do. You like to work hard and play harder.
Your classic, but a little boring as the name suggests. You’re the type of person that always insists you can drink more than everyone else.
You’re someone who wants any excuse to drink before midday. You love bottomless lunches and are often the drunkest at the table.
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