My Night out with Ron de Jeremy

Drink, Sydney / 21 March 2012

“The Hedgehog” may not stand tall but with 24.8 centimetres tucked in his pants Ron Jeremy is a human tripod. Ranked by Adult Video News Magazine as number one in their “Top 50 Porn Stars of All Time” list Jeremy has appeared in more than 2,000 pornos. He holds the Guinness Book of World Records for “most appearances in adult films”.

Even the biggest prudes would recognise this ‘King Of Porn’ on screen and in the flesh, right here in Sydney.

I met the man of the hour on Monday night at Assembly Bar where he was launching his new rum Ron De Jeremy the Adult Rum. Made in Panama and distilled in honour of “the manliest man on the planet” the rum has been hand crafted by 72-year old Cuban-born Master Blender Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez. He handpicked his best barrels and artfully blended them to become Ron de Jeremy Rum.

According to Ron the rum sips perfectly, naked, savoured over the rocks and mixes beautifully.

As the night drew to an end I did as many women have done before me…I took Ron Jeremy home (well a little momento at least).

Ron stops for s spot of shopping

Ron has a threesome

Ron gets lucky with Ms Darlinghurst