This Brand Will Pay You $100K to Travel the World and Cure Hangovers

Cool Sh*t / 24 January 2025
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This Brand Will Pay You $100K to Travel the World and Cure Hangovers

Cool Sh*t / 24 January 2025

Attention party animals, travel junkies, and adventurous spirits: alc-eze, the hangover supplement brand, is on the lookout for Australia’s first-ever Chief Hangover Officer (CHO).

Yes, you read that right—a job where your main responsibility is to test wild hangover remedies while globe-trotting. And the paycheck? A tidy $100K per year, plus all-expenses-paid international travel.

The gig is as unconventional as it gets. From sampling vodka-soaked socks in Estonia to chowing down on dried bull *you know what in Sicily and tucking lemons under your armpits in Puerto Rico, the CHO’s mission is to uncover the next big thing in hangover prevention. Think of it as part mad science, part global culinary odyssey.

This isn’t just a job—it’s a lifestyle. As CHO, you’ll jet to stunning locales like Japan, Thailand, and Germany to immerse yourself in quirky traditions and report back to the alc-eze team. The role even comes with a C-Suite title, a year’s supply of hangover supplements, and a $20K bonus if you discover an ingredient worthy of joining their formula.

According to recent research, Australians endure a whopping 39 hangovers a year—more than three a month—and 36% are willing to try extreme remedies. Co-founder Anthony Taylor puts it best: “We’ve already helped thousands of Aussies bounce back from big nights, but we’re always hungry for innovation. Whether it’s bull… (coughs loudly) or something we haven’t discovered yet, our CHO will leave no stone unturned.”

The role is open to applicants over 18 who consider themselves drinking enthusiasts (responsibly, of course). Applications close on February 28th, so if you’re ready to trade spreadsheets for spritzes, head to alc-eze.com/jobs and throw your hat—and your headache pills—into the ring.