That’s Ridiculous!
Remember a time when you could buy 3 warheads for 5 cents? When petrol was below 50 cents a liter and there was no such thing as ‘designer’ coconut water on our shelves for $4.95? The first festival I ever went to was Big Day Out in 2007 and my ticket was $54 (a lot of pocket money was saved for that). Seeing Marilyn Manson smack a guy live on stage in Adelaide and Courtney Hole flounder around was totally worth it. So just how much money are people willing to pay for a truly memorable experience?
The crazy cats at Fuzzy are about to find out having released the world’s most flamboyant and ridiculously super-sized festival ticket ever concocted the ‘Ridiculously Expensive ticket’. Costing a whopping $7,000 there is only one golden ticket available for purchase and is valid for 2 people. Forget priority access to cleaner loos, check out what this nugget will get you:
- Slip-and-slide festival entry
- A personal drinks caddie (no more queuing)
- An “artist” cabin backstage with personal rider demands
- Portable VIP area with security entourage
- “Coming to America” style sedan chair transport
- Side of stage performance viewings
- Bespoke cocktail named in the purchaser’s honour and offered for sale on the day
- Personal welcome messages main stage video screen
- Adventure featured on the Parklife website
- Access to all of the More Expensive Ticket benefits + 10 x MET’s for friends and/or lackies.
Forget saving for a property or buying a new car, get your credit cards ready. If you’re feeling self-indulgent don’t worry you can sleep at night knowing not only did you have the best time of your life, you also helped a really great charity. All the proceeds from the Ridiculously Expensive ticket go to Heaps Decent, a charity committed to finding and nurturing the creativity of underprivileged and Indigenous young people and emerging artists.
So, what are you waiting for? BUY THE TICKET
Category: Music Festivals, Play
