10 Things I Shouldn’t Share With You

My Dirty Little Secrets

1. I once ate a family jar of peanut butter in 2 days
2. I once licked a sakata and put it back in the box because I didn’t like someone very much
3. I once pashed a cop on news years because someone told me it was good luck
4. I’m afraid of having an ugly baby
5. I once had a sexual dream about Eric Bana after watching The Other Boyelan Sister
6. I get really satisfied when I clean my ears and a lot of wax comes out
7. I once faked a sickie half way through the day to go home and shag my boyfriend
8. I do all of my best brainstorming in the shower mid-lather
9. I once got caught in the rain busting for the toilet and peed my pants anyway because I didn’t think anyone would notice
10. I once ate 3 blocks of Cadbury Mousse over 1 weekend and was reluctant to share

This post was inspired by this naughty box from Cadbury!!

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