Last Thursday I got a call from my friend (I’ve referred to her in the past as Tweedle Dum). An old guy friend of hers had some mates in town from London and they were all going out for dinner, she needed to even out the ratios. My earlier plans had fallen through last minute so [...]
The Theory: As a sweeping generalization Aussie guys are better looking whilst Pommy’s have better chat. The Reason: The reason for this can be linked to the weather of each origin. The Logic: Being a hotter and generally sunnier climate compared to the UK means Aussie guys have been presented with better conditions to spend [...]
Have you ever woken up in the morning after a massive night out and realized something’s not quite right? Perhaps you woke up on your bathroom floor. Perhaps there was a mysterious vomit next to your bed you swear wasn’t yours. Perhaps you woke up in someone else’s bed next to a guy wearing hot [...]
Over the years I’ve been to many fancy dress parties most of which elude to some form of raunchy outfit. ‘School boys and School Girls’ night speaks for itself as does ‘Soccer Pros and Tennis Hoes’. There was the ‘Naughty or Nice’ party (think sexy devils and angels) and the ‘Uniform Party’ (naughty nurse, police [...]
Last Thursday I saw Lilly Allen at the Horden Pavillion. Miami Horror were the support act that played before her and they made waiting easy. When the time came she walked on stage in true Lilly Allen style, a drink in one hand, cigarette in the other and began singing ‘Everyone’s At It’. It was an [...]
My flat mate and I have started a new ritual. It usually begins sometime after dinner at around 8pm. We both get this naughty look in a eye and a cheeky grin creeps across our face. Almost simultaneously we mutter the secret code “Want to go for a walk? And walk we do, down the [...]
Two carrots were crossing the road. One was run over by a car. After taking the injured carrot to the hospital the doctor says, “Well the good news is that your friend is going to live, the bad news is he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”. *Sympathy Laugh* This [...]
I spent 3 years at university and most of it is a blur. The blurriest part is undoubtedly the first 2 years of which I spent living on campus. Macquarie Uni aka ‘Club Mac’ is known as the ‘innovative university’ of Sydney with an impressive media and communications department and international student program. It’s also [...]
For a lady of leisure Sydney can be a girl’s best friend. Unfortunately I’m no lady of leisure but since I’m on holidays for a week I’ve decided to adopt the role and pretend I never have to work again. Channeling my inner eastern suburbs housewife has been rather indulgent. Everyday involves waking up no [...]
