What is better than Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg’s dick in a box?
A bag of dicks.
Anonymously sending a bag of dicks to your childhood enemy, your ex or for that special asshole in your life. Yes!
Dicks by Mail are making this a reality, for $15 you can send some jelly dicks. At this point, it doesn’t even matter if they are gluten free or manufactured in China, I need to send some of these.
The website says, “It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe it’s you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.”
Or maybe you just want someone to get excited over receiving a package and see the disappointment written over their face as they read the bold text note, “EAT A BAG OF DICKS”.
For anyone who was a fan of the Ship Your Enemies Glitter campaign, then you are going to love this.
Check it out, just for dicks and giggles : http://dicksbymail.com/